for the parent who's tried everything
the weight
isn't your
fault.
338 people tried a new compound for 48 weeks. they lost 24.2% of their body weight — on average. not from willpower. from a molecule your body was waiting for.
launch price · regularly $129
for once, someone says it
you've tried
everything.
- the 5am workouts.
- the 1,200-calorie days.
- the clean eating.
- the cheat days.
- the meal prep.
- the fasting.
- the peloton.
- the therapy.
- the ozempic — until it stopped working.
you are not lazy.
you are not broken.
you haven't failed.
your body is doing exactly what a human body is designed to do — hold onto weight. for 20 years the science couldn't beat that. now it can.
why nothing has worked
ozempic targets one pathway.
retatrutide targets three.
GLP-1
kills appetite. the same pathway ozempic uses — except this time it's one of three.
GIP
burns stored fat for energy. add this to GLP-1 and you get mounjaro. results doubled.
glucagon
speeds your resting metabolism. you burn more calories while sitting still. nobody else targets this.
your body can't adapt to all three at once.
that's why the plateau doesn't happen.
what the data actually says
if you weigh 200 pounds today, that's how much weight came off on average in the phase 2 clinical trial.
“highest weight reduction ever observed in a trial of a GLP-1 receptor agonist.”
Jastreboff et al.
New England Journal of Medicine, 2023
compare
2× the weight loss of ozempic.
same protocol. same timeframe.
Phase 2 trials, 48-week endpoints, head-to-head compared against Phase 3 published data for semaglutide and tirzepatide. Jastreboff et al., NEJM 2023 · NEJM 2022 · Wilding et al., NEJM 2021.
parents like you
they'd tried everything too.
in 24 wks
“two kids. gained 60 lbs over 8 years that no diet touched. started novo+ in january. I'm back to my wedding weight. my doctor asked if I had surgery.”
Rachel T.
mom of 2 · real estate, Vancouver
in 16 wks
“dad of three, 42. ozempic plateaued me at -18lbs in 7 months. switched to retatrutide. 41 lbs off in 16 weeks and the scale is still moving.”
James R.
dad of 3 · accountant, Calgary
in 12 wks
“I've been on every diet since college. first week on this, I just stopped thinking about food. the appetite thing is real. I forgot what it's like to not be hungry.”
Michelle K.
mom of 1 · grade 3 teacher, Toronto
verified novo+ customers. last names abbreviated for privacy. individual results vary. 200+ customers have submitted results to date.
what you get
CA$89 instead of $400+.
Retatrutide
10mg vial · lyophilized powder · ≥98% purity
included in every order
- 1 × 10mg retatrutide vialone month
- 1 × 3ml bac. waterfor mixing
- batch-specific COAdigital + print
- dosing + mixing guidefull protocol
- insulated shippingtemp-controlled
the promise
60 days.
or your money back.
take it for 60 days. if you're not seeing results — less hunger, less cravings, the scale moving — email us. we refund the whole thing within 48 hours. no forms. no doctor's note. no questions.
we gave you 60 days instead of 30 because we know the full protocol takes 6-8 weeks to show. we built this for parents who've been burned. the only way we win is if you do.
the short version
everything you're
about to google.
yes. retatrutide is an unscheduled research compound in canada. it is legal to purchase, possess, and use for personal research purposes. no prescription required. not a controlled substance. we comply with every applicable canadian regulation. thousands of people purchase pharmaceutical grade peptides legally in canada every month.
24.2% average body weight at 48 weeks in the phase 2 clinical trial. 100% of participants on the highest dose lost weight. ozempic averages about 15%. your individual results depend on dose, adherence, starting weight, and genetics. the 60-day guarantee covers you if it doesn't work.
your body adapts to single-receptor compounds. retatrutide activates three at once — your body can't adapt to all three the same way. clinical trial participants continued losing weight through week 48 with no plateau.
most people find it much easier than they expected. we include a detailed guide plus a tutorial video. the needle is smaller than the one used for insulin — 31-gauge, 5/16" long. subcutaneous injection takes ~30 seconds once weekly. most people say they barely feel it. if you can pierce the skin of a grape, you can do this.
we're a pharmaceutical grade peptide supplier, not a prescribing clinic. no physician markup, no telehealth consultation fees, no insurance billing overhead. we manufacture at batch scale and ship direct. same molecule. different distribution model.
GLP-1 weight loss does include some lean mass — typically 15-20% of total loss. protect muscle with 0.7-1g protein per pound of target bodyweight and resistance training 2-3× weekly during the protocol. the included guide covers this in detail.
our orders ship from inside canada, so no customs crossings. packages are shipped discreetly with no product labeling visible. in the rare case of a lost or damaged shipment, we re-ship at no charge.
most people notice reduced appetite within the first 7 days. visible weight loss typically begins in weeks 3-4. by week 12, measurable progress. the 24.2% average is at 48 weeks on full protocol.
once weekly subcutaneous injection. we include the vial, bacteriostatic water, sterile syringe, and a step-by-step guide in every order. most people find it easier than they expected. takes about 90 seconds.
60-day money-back guarantee. email us within 60 days of delivery — full refund within 48 hours. no forms, no questions, no doctor note. we built this for people who've been burned.
launch batch closing · 47 vials remaining
the weight
isn't going
anywhere on its own.
CA$89 per vial. ships tomorrow. 60-day money-back guarantee. the compound 338 people used to lose 24.2% of their body weight.
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these statements have not been evaluated by health canada or the FDA. this product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. consult your healthcare provider before starting any new compound. individual results vary. testimonials reflect personal experience and are not typical results. clinical data referenced: Jastreboff et al., NEJM 2023.